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Joke of the Day

"What do Foghorn Leghorn and Donald Trump have in common? They're both big racist cocks"

"I have Note 7...I have a charger....ugh... Bomb has been planted."

"What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink? WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR"

"Why did Jesus die ? He forgot his safe word."

"*Gets called into HR Me: What was I accused of now? HR: I haven't had any sexual harassment claims against you lately. Is everything ok?"

"But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes."

"If I'm lying but not wearing pants, what catches fire?"

"I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone."

"Did you hear about the Jewish boy... ...that asked his father for $5? His dad replied with, ""FOUR DOLLARS?! What the hell do you need $3 for?!"""

"If someone calls me ""boo"" I automatically assume they're trying to scare me."