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Joke of the Day
"What do Foghorn Leghorn and Donald Trump have in common? They're both big racist cocks"
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"They say religion is the opiate of the masses Makes sense, because when I go to church I nod off... (This is actually a joke I made up. Thought I'd share)"
"Have you heard about the one about suicidal procrastinator He lived a long healthy life."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem"
"There once was a girl named Sally with no arms.. ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally"""
"There's two types of people in this world: those who finish their sentences,"
"In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"What do you call tree porn? Entai."
"Hid my daughters ipod in my other daughters room cause they've been getting along lately and there's nothing on tv tonight."
"The person who invented knock knock jokes... Deserves a no bell prize."