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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with orange? no, it doesnt."
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"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"
"My buddy has an inability to visualize feces He can't see shit"
"If my company really wanted us to move during a fire drill, they'd lose the alarm and just announce that there's free food by the stairs."
"I keep making jokes about SpaceX But none of them seem to land."
"How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait"
"If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand."
"What's a Jewish pyromaniac's favorite explosive? A Mazeltov Cocktail"
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"It's funny how all those ""best places in the world"" lists always forget to include the Internet."