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Joke of the Day

"The elephant and the naked man. What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you eat with that?"" :D"

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a Busty Crustacean"

"12,000 BCE: Humans hunt woolly mammoths with stone-tipped spears. 2012 AD: I apply acne medication to my cat's chin."

"I woke up hungover but couldn't make myself throw up. So I guess I have a lotta shit to deal with today."

"I like my coffee like I make my women. Hot, and bitter."

"It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing... Never send a woman to do a man's job! Bernie 2020!"

"What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs? A pair of polegics!"

"If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook."

"I have a joke about minidisc... ...but it's a little CD."

"What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico? They wash themselves."