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Joke of the Day

"Student: Can we postpone the test? It's on my birthday. Teacher: Well unlike your birthday, this test was planned ahead of time."

"A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, ""Would you like a latte?"" And the Canadian responds to him ""Nah, just a bit, eh."""

"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb!"

"Hey Alaska wilderness show person who is about to freeze to death with no hope in sight, maybe just cuddle up with the crew filming you..."

"I was searching for the end of the line. I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, ""excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?"" Dude turns around, looks at me funny and goes, ""no, you are."""

"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water."

"A boy came into the house with a sofa on his back. His father said, ""How many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers!?"""

"A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*"

"What do black people get when they die? Nigger Mortis"

"Have you heard the one about the ceiling fan? Oh, it's over your head."