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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rapsit that gets raped? JUSTICE"
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"Just bought a Ken doll. I don't know what everyone's talking about, you can't read books on this thing."
"That picture of yourself that you hate now will look better than the best possible picture of you in five years."
"I once ate an entire pack of rope I shit you knot."
"What should you never give to a Jewish person as a present? A dustpan."
"I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring. I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean missiles don't go that far."
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