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Joke of the Day
"Why does Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."
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"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."
"What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform SHHHH.."
"Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse."
"Who was the dankest dictator of all time? LMao Zedong"
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"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet."
"A magic tractor turns into a field... ...think about it..."
"The other day my daughter said, ""Mold is so gross."" I told her to ""respect its culture."""