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Joke of the Day

"There was one good thing still to be said about the politician who went to prison for stalking... He was a man of the peep-hole!"

"Before my coffee this morning, I was a flying lizard's butt . . . . . . dragon ass."

"Why did you get a tattoo? Because tatthrees were too expensive."

"*Burglar breaks into my room* *he looks around* *he softly wakes me up* Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help"

"I've found out why gay people dress so well... It's because they spent so much time in the closet."

"Last night I ate out a handicapped girl ...my mother always told me to eat my vegetables"

"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she said ""is that the best you can do?""."

"A Black Man, Arab, priest, Jew, gay and a couple of disabled children walk into pub. Bartender says... ""This is just too much. I don't wan't to be part of this joke"" And he walks out."

"*proposes to girlfriend* *accidentally drops ring in the street* ""I'll still marry you"" Sorry, I'm married to the streets now"

"I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now."