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Joke of the Day

"There was one good thing still to be said about the politician who went to prison for stalking... He was a man of the peep-hole!"

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"I like my women in the same fashion I like my pencil lead. Thin, black, and easily breakable."
"How did Canada get it's name? The forefathers decided the best way to name their new country was to pick letters out of a hat. ""C eh, n eh, d eh"""
"I only get laid because of who I am... A rapist! -Rodney Dangerfield, RIP"
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