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Joke of the Day
"Before my coffee this morning, I was a flying lizard's butt . . . . . . dragon ass."
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"At university I was going to join the debating class... ...but someone talked me out of it"
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
"Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time."
"*Submits synonymosaur as an alternate word for thesaurus *Waits for Nobel Peace Prize"
"What do you call corn with a sense of humor? Laughing stalk"
"One liners I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed"
"Me: Did you use my highlighter? 2-year-old: Me: 2: Me: 2: No. Apparently she's always been neon yellow."