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Joke of the Day
"Why did you get a tattoo? Because tatthrees were too expensive."
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"Why are ska bands so clean? They always pick it up pick it up pick it up."
"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker.. And a prostitute with diarrhea..? An epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.."
"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."
"Q: What did the can say to the can opener? A: You make me flip my lid."
"""I'll shave whoever I want! I'll shave you, I'll shave her! I'll shave a goddamn baby if need be!"" Sean Connery, boasting about his heroism"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!"
"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands."
"If Sanders win the nomination, won't that make him mainstream? There goes the hipster vote."
"I'm not saying your mom's a whore... But if she were a video game she'd be rated E for everyone."