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Joke of the Day
"Last night I ate out a handicapped girl ...my mother always told me to eat my vegetables"
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"Johnny Depp could lose 250 hands of strip poker in a row and wouldn't even have all his thumb rings off yet."
"Why did the foreigner vote for Trump? He heard he would get to watch the inauguration on a plane"
"Why are wires addicted to electricity? They can't resist."
"I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see."
"Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay."
"Doctor Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts and here... it hurts and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!"
"A limerick for Guildford in Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry"
"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."