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Joke of the Day
"Last night I ate out a handicapped girl ...my mother always told me to eat my vegetables"
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"How does NASA prepare for an organized event? They planet!"
"what qualifies a woman in hollywood for disability benefits? ""A"" cup"
"What did the lightbulb say to its mother? I wuv you watts and watts."
"What does hitler say when he stubs his toe? Aushwitz"
"Why did the blonde go to church? B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)"
"How do you top a truck? tep on the brake tupid"
"Sexually active I was sexually active at 12....its now 12.14am and my hand is fuckin killing me."
"What is a Mexican's most favourite sport? Cross-country"
"""My favorite letter is X"" ""Why?"" ""Z"""