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Joke of the Day
"I've found out why gay people dress so well... It's because they spent so much time in the closet."
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"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head is so far away from it's body."
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"
"What made the world stop being Blue? The new softcap limits"
"My neighbor called my dog fat the other day. Took me two hours to convince my dog that he just had thick fur."
"Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea.... Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?"
"In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses. In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes"
"[Native Americans see ship approach] Let's use fake names lol ""Ha! I'll be Running Bear,u be Crazy Horse"" lmao do u think they'll believe us"
"If someone from New Jersey bites you, are you from New Jersey?"