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Joke of the Day
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
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"Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good."
"Why was Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken came in another box."
"An apple a day keep the doctor away But only if it's thrown hard enough"
"I should have known my son was stealing from his road construction job, but every time I came home I guess I just ignored all the signs."
"You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine."
"Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in? Katy Perry"
"if anyone has reason for these two not to wed, speak now or forever hold y- [brides dad stands up] ""SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH WITH HOT WATER"""
"Grandma: 'And that's how me and your grandfather chose the colour of toaster in our first home' Me: 'So you haven't seen my scarf?'"
"A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a ""gru dich."""