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Joke of the Day
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
Next Joke
"Something I told my mom when I was 6... Me: I know what planet has a black hole! Mom: Which one? Me: Uranus"
"U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?"
"Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags? It wouldn't fit on their shirt."
"My gf & I are toying w/the idea of changing both of our last names rather than hyphenate Easier & we can have fun with it Mrs Velociraptor."
"What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file? C4"
"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"
"LG is like XDA... ... they release a phone and they go like ""Any problems? You tell me""."
"What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron"""
"A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop He says aloud "" Bob Peters"" The barber says ""No we only do haircuts here"""