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Joke of the Day
"Thank you, pencil sharpeners! For always making a good point."
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"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia..."
"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out."
"A woman calls the police claiming a one armed man is trying to kill her... They say to her ""don't worry about him mam, he's hARMLESS."""
"Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life."
"Once this whole ""global warming thing"" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order."
"Google, Microsoft and Disney are among suitors for Twitter Will it be Twoogle ? Twindows ? The Wonderful World of Tweets ? Be prepared"
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."
"My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose."
"eating the classic new york dish we all know and love that's right the individually purchased sleeve of ritz crackers"