127983
Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"
Next Joke
"A vagina is like the weather. Once it's wet, it's time to head in That's all folks."
"Joe Paterno was such a good coach... ...that after he died, he won another 112 games."
"What's the difference between a chef and a gay guy? A chef doesn't stir yesterday's food."
"What does vlads wife say about his premature ejaculation? Just putin, don't Russian"
"Me: Jimi Hendrix? Daughter: Who? Me: Beatles? Daughter: Who? Me: Doors? Daughter: Who? Me: Justin Bieber? Daughter: Hate him. Me: Thank God."
"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day."
"There were zwei peanuts walking down the strae... ... and one was a salted... peanut."
"What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch? Paddy O' furniture"
"Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends."