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Joke of the Day
"Joe Paterno was such a good coach... ...that after he died, he won another 112 games."
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"Doctor Frankenstein If Doctor Frankenstein ever opens a cheese shop, he should name it 'Frankenstein's Muenster'"
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Led Zeppelin"
"I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell."
"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""
"If two vegans are arguing with each other... ...would it still be considered beef?"
"Mah friend asked me if i wanna know the opposite of Han I said ""nah"""
"To err is human; to moo bovine."
"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."
"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"