1987
Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch? Paddy O' furniture"
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"Before she died... Bully: *poking and pushing me into lockers* Me: You suck I hate you! Bully: That's what my mom said before she died... Me: ...oh"
"The proper way to make a Caesar salad is to repeatedly stab it with dozens of other people in a Senate building."
"Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?"
"What do you call a really fast seamstress? Tailor Swift"
"Who was the roundest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference"
"What does batman call his dick? Robin/Nightwing - depends how big it is"
"My friend is addicted to interventions and I don't know how to help him."
"I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something"
"When is the Joker not plotting a murder? When he is riding his Harley."