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Joke of the Day

"Me: Jimi Hendrix? Daughter: Who? Me: Beatles? Daughter: Who? Me: Doors? Daughter: Who? Me: Justin Bieber? Daughter: Hate him. Me: Thank God."

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"You know how one lie leads to another? Well, to cut a long story short, my 7yo daughter now thinks she's allergic to owls."
"Chemistry teacher: What is Nitrate? Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!"
"My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers I should have multiple, smaller cheeseburgers throughout the day"
"What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in? **GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**"
"Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek. Now I'm back in the closet."
"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"
"weed is a gateway drug. *opens gate* Welcome To CoolFunLand"
"Nice Fitbit bro. I didn't realize that they had a model you can wear around your ankle."
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