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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives"
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"I used to get my dad so angry as a kid. I knew that once he took that belt off there was nothing i could do... to keep him from shooting heroin"
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"It's Autism Awareness Day Just letting you all know"
"dave chappelle as a BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST http://www.shortform.com/chocolatethunder/weheartcomedy/dave-chappelle-black-white-supremacist"
"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""
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"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, he's grown ass man and fishing isn't that hard."