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Joke of the Day
"Running a custard factory has its challenges You really go through thick and thin."
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"Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies? I want that job. I could really screw with some people."
"There are three things I can never remember.... There....um....uh....dang it! I forgot!"
"You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change bulbs and 3 to sit around and complain that the original was better."
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"
"My dog lost his tail So I took him to the retail store to get another one."