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Joke of the Day
"Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind."
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"Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny? He was wanted for several charges of battery"
"What did the timid porn star say to the talking cat? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOONG JOHNSON!!!!"
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Edit: Sentence inversion"
"Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it."
"Christmas Jokes Q: Why was Missis Claus mad last night? A: Santa came early"
"To all my Atheist and Agnostic friends. T_IF!"
"""Would you just look at all this bullshit?!"" - enthusiastic fertilizer suppliers"
"What do you call a guy with two marijuanas? Double jointed."
"""Mah son's real smart!"" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. ""He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!"" ""What's his name?"" asked the friend. ""Bob."""