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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, he's grown ass man and fishing isn't that hard."

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.... And the rest was made in China."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't gonna come."

"Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be allowed on this airline again"

"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"

"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."

"I retweet to avoid any awkward silences between tweets."

"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium."

"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"

"Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !"