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"Sorry I unfriended you after seeing your Facebook ""Year In Review"" but it was bad enough the first time."

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"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""hey, we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom says ""why not? I'm a 'fungi' Bam, you've all been PUNNED!"
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"Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard"
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