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Joke of the Day
"What do you call fake spaghetti? An *imposta.*"
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"if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off"
"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a Lamborghini right now"
"Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube? Because I am an Asian that knows how to solve you in 22 seconds"
"""ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SEX WITH MINERS!"" is the exact wrong way to proclaim your sexual proclivity toward those who excavate coal."
"A simple smile can brighten someone's day... ...but a wide-eyed, toothy lunatic smile can keep them up all night."
"Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess."
"Which historical invention was the most revolutionary? The wheel :)"
"Why don't kids like cheesy jokes? ... they're too mature for their taste"
"i bet when Kid Rock invented rap, people were like ""No! This is nonsense!"" but he (in typical Kid fashion) was like ""F*ck you're rules! """