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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old? What base you're counting in."
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"What's the difference between snow tires and black people? The snow tires still work when you take the chains off."
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"Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators? They want to increase their gross domestic products."
"A Jew walks into a bank... ""Honey I'm home!"""
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"I keep trying to lose this last 180 pounds but he refuses to leave."
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"If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism."