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Joke of the Day
"What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!"
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"Where did the terrorist go after the explosion? Everywhere.."
"If you haven't heard my joke about the Mexican guy and the black guy, don't feel too bad. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"Was watching golden globes this morning. The next door neighbbour was sunbathing topless in the garden."
"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."
"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."
"Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps? TOTEM POLE!!"
"Why couldn't the rapist go to the bathroom? The door read ""Gentlemen."""
"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"
"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"