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Joke of the Day

"What's an elephant's most sexual organ? It's foot. Because if it stands on you you're fucked."

"The internet completely changed my sex life. I used to go to the bar every night trying to get laid. Now I'm just sit here masturbating."

"[Native Americans see ship approach] Let's use fake names lol ""Ha! I'll be Running Bear,u be Crazy Horse"" lmao do u think they'll believe us"

"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."

"TIFU by burning my post oops retoast"

"Set your phone alarm to a song you hate. You won't hit snooze, because then you'd have to hear Nickelback again."

"I was chatting with a black guy about having coffee... Playfully, he asked me, ""how's your hot chocolate?"" ""I should ask you,"" I replied."

"Cup of coffe Patient: ""I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."" Doctor: ""Try taking the spoon out."""

"what do use to lure really big fish? master bait"

"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""