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Joke of the Day

"At the hospital... NSFW At the hospital, I overheard two doctors discussing a patient that came in with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. They described the patient's condition as stable..."

"Trump walks into a bar.... Because it was set so low."

"GRADUATION TIP: Don't graduate! The real world is terrifying. Hide out in the library. They can't make you leave if they can't find you!"

"A cheers for women's underwear... ...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it"

"What do you call an innovation in scissors? Cutting-edge technology"

"Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!"

"How does Microsoft count to 10? 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

"What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes? A redditor"

"What's the difference between a Unicorn and a cop who treats black people fairly? Nothing; they both don't exist."

"What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot."