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Joke of the Day

"There is no ""ea"" in Tim."

"Hilary Clinton, Bill O'Reilly and Brian Williams walk into a bar Well not necessarily a bar per se and they didn't actually walk in and they weren't together...Ok I made it all up"

"If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"DOCTOR: Im sorry, I can't see you right now ME: [wearing my new camouflage suit] lol that is so awesome"

"People are like trees, they'll fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe."

"Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant? Because they have no pits."

"How many redditors does it take to make a good joke? Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost."

"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"

"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."

"Why do people call their weed the Koran? Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned"