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Joke of the Day

"Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth."

"When a man with a lisp says buthneth... you know he means business."

"A cliff in the desert A man told his son to jump off a cliff in the desert. Don't worry, it was Sahara - chasm."

"A friend of mine was learning to drive. The problem was he couldn't get the hang of backing the car round corners. His instructor fixed him by using reverse psychology!"

"Why did the priest cross the road ?? To screw in the children that were crossing the road"

"I like my pasta like I like my prostitues With a little sausage"

"*I look into abyss* *Abyss looks at me* *Abyss blinking message in Morse code* *I go off to learn Morse* *I return* ""Why do we park in a dri"

"I cherish a gift a dying friend gave me, strange as it is. With his last breath of life, he gave me his EpiPen. It seemed very important that I have it."

"What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !"

"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"