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Joke of the Day
"Free wifi! Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?"
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"TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays."
"To all the single people this Valentines weekend Go fuck yourself ;-)"
"Why do Jewish guys get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 10 percent off."
"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""
"I've been tanning I'm getting so dark I'm afraid of getting shot by the police"
"Dammit, stop summoning me to fight global warming! I'll believe it when the remaining 3% of scientists believe it! -Republican Capt. Planet"
"[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles? ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor"
"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""
"Judge me all you want, but I love jokes about dead children. They never get old."