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Joke of the Day
"So you think you're a book Fan? Have you ever gotten a paper cut on your balls? Thought not."
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"I'm usually more of a Samantha but sometimes I am such a Carrie, like when a bucket of blood got dumped on my head at prom"
"Cracks chemistry joke No reaction"
"Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus..."
"""I'm going to make a great mother one day"" I whisper to myself as I catch my burrito mid-fall and only a single bean spills out"
"I saw a homeless guy masturbating on the bus the other day... *Where does he get off!?* -**Hampton Yount**"
"What do you get if you squeeze a synagogue? Jews."
"How many feminists does is it take to change a lightbulb? None, they have a glass ceiling instead."
"What is feared by jailbirds and splits light into different colors? Prism rape."
"Just settled a divorce over Parrot custody/visitation. Neither may teach it negative phrases abt the other. I went to law school for this."