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Joke of the Day
"I've been tanning I'm getting so dark I'm afraid of getting shot by the police"
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"Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life."
"What did the mathematician do at the baseball game? 4 the home team"
"Ever since I downloaded AdBlock on my computer... All the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."
"If a black guy, a Mexican, and a redneck are all in a car together, who's driving? The police."
"A Recent Study Found That... ...Christian women tend to become atheists after marriage. I don't find that surprising. After marriage, a woman does lose faith in a man's ability to come a second time."
"The biggest problem with teen pregnancy is that those idiots still think it's okay to name a kid ""Bentley"" or ""Destiny."""
"Someone angrily told me ""You're so sarcastic!"" That would be like me angrily telling a woman ""You're so beautiful!"""
"All of my tattoos mean something. For example, the Chumbawamba lyrics on my rib cage mean I don't drink tequila anymore."
"What do you call a short psychic who got away with murder? A small medium at large"