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Joke of the Day

"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""

"When i have sex it's a race to see who comes first ... me or the aspca"

"Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."

"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"

"Another Adele Joke Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello from the other side."""

"Roses are red and sometimes they're thorny, when I think of you, I get really ..............."

"Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? A: Because snakes make lots of strikes."

"Even today this is still the best one I know Obama got elected twice."

"I feel sorry for melons... They cantaloupe!"

"What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China? Wonton-amo Bay"