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Joke of the Day

"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."

"I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread"

"Two beans on the east coast of Australia Ended up in Cairns."

"My doctor suggested I use ice to reduce the pain. But I think this whiskey tastes just fine without it."

"My friend had a funeral for her baby who was killed by a lawnmower... I hope he Rests In Pieces."

"I don't understand why Christians don't like gay people After all, Jesus was a famous cross-dresser."

"My wife's late for work because I unplugged her alarm so I could charge my phone. She's mad, but at least I can tell you guys about it."

"I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang. It always comes back to me."

"What sort of drug does a duck use? Quack cocaine"