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Joke of the Day

"Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to ""Take them to the Bee Room!"""

"The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job"

"Have you tried Ethiopian Food? Neither have they."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay he just likes to get his cheekbones blown out."

"I requested a wish that money can't buy. MH370"

"Why is fishing called fishing and hunting is not called deering or birding?"

"I've been waiting for almost half a year to post this this"

"Two muffins cooking in a oven One says ""fuck it's hot in here"" the other says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin"""

"This sexist farmer called me a cow when I'm male. That's bull."

"What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it."