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Joke of the Day

"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep."

"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""

"I was involved in quite a violent mugging the other day. On the plus side I made a few bucks."

"The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified"

"ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money"

"You can't buy love, but you can buy a lot of alcohol so just be happy about that."

"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."

"I think always mixing up vocabulary words in school hurt my career options. Because I always wanted to be an archipelago just like ""Indiana Jones""!"

"So many people on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"People the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you."