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Joke of the Day

"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."

"What did the management consultant think of his job? It was the Bain of his existence."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you."

"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."

"How come sheeps don't fly........... Because they are scared of the Airwolf."

"What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed? A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast"

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."

"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"

"if boris johnson was priminster he'd make all of us shop at Borrisons"

"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."