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Joke of the Day

"Q: What can a goose do a duck can't and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass."

"The prophet Muhammad, Hitler and Charles Manson walk into a gay bar The bartender runs for his life screaming ""NO! FUCK THIS JOKE!"""

"Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?"

"Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee"

"And then whiskey said ""tweet that, it's hilarious"". But whiskey was wrong. So very wrong."

"What's the difference between Americans and Brits? Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time."

"I'm not gay I've just got an alternative sexuality."

"What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia? Thrown in a lake."

"*anna quietly knocks on elsa's door after olaf falls asleep* do you wanna kill a snowman?"

"I think the girl I just met may be a goddess... because even though she's never talked to me, later tonight billions will be massacred by my hand in her name."