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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear."
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"when Life teaches you a lesson make lessonade! im tired"
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"Whats the name of the arachnid playwright?"
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"What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you? A senpairate."
"A pilot, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know because they told everyone within a minute."
"I keep trying to convince my grandmother to get a hearing aid... But she just won't listen"