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Joke of the Day

"Fun Date Idea: Find a balloon, forget about the date, you have a balloon now."

"What do you call the Knight who started the Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"What's Snoop Dogs favorite type of weather? Drizzle"

"In his new book of poems, John Ashbery rhymes ""coagulate"" with ""indeed."" It's like he's not even trying."

"An Englishmen, a Scotsman and a Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."

"My roommate says I have schizophrenia Jokes on him! I don't have a roommate"

"Some of my co-workers want to go hang out tonight. Trying to figure how to fake my death and still make it into work tomorrow."

"It's not Wingardium Leviosa It's Wingardium Leviosah-Dude"

"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"

"Why do women live longer than men? God gives them the time back they spent parking."