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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City? Spruce Wayne"
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"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."
"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."
"If Trump wins the presidency, you know who's gonna be the most excited about buildin' a Southern border fence? Canada."
"Theresa May? Theresa Will."
"Want to hear a joke about vaginas? Actually nevermind, you'll probably never get it"
"Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts."
"Me to 6 year old trick or treater dressed as a witch: ""I wish you'd cackle less"" Her: Give me a snickers you old piece of shit"
"I don't' carelessly utter profanities like a commoner. I take my time and articulate them properly; after all I'm a fcuking gentleman."
"""Do you like exotic birds? "" Yea, you do look like you've had a cock-or-two."