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Joke of the Day
"What's Snoop Dogs favorite type of weather? Drizzle"
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"What's the difference... What's the difference between a chef and a perverted aquarium owner? One fixes dishes and the other dicks his fishes."
"You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry and never go clothes shopping when you're naked."
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bartender here?""."
"Scratching my head trying to recall... What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called ""Curl Up and Dye."""
"How do we know the Earth was born on April 22nd?"
"What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook? High finance!"
"Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad... Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."
"Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"I don't understand how many blueberries you're supposed to eat in one sitting. 10? 2,000? There's no natural stopping point."