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Joke of the Day

"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"

"What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? You see a woman learn her place."

"Man bumps into my shoulder ""You're lucky this isn't the Internet pal"""

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke."

"What swims slightly faster than a shark? The Little Mermaid on her period."

"I can see what happens at the end of Trump's presidency I have 2020 vision."

"Angry Birds? Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film ""The Birds?"" It's about Angry Birds."

"I was going to make a joke about a carp that had hands But it was too metacarpal."

"How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback."

"I'm tired of people dissin Arabs like wtf they don't all make bombs..... They make slurpees too."