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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree? Thesaurus."
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"HER: Are you free Friday night? ME: Let me check my colander. HER: Your... ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti."
"Knock knock... Who's there? An owl says..."
"A guy types ""lower case is for the lower class people"" someone else replies with ""I guess that makes you a capitalist"""
"Why does the new French navy have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old French navy."
"""The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in."" ~my mother after a few drinks"
"How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!"