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"How do you blend in at a bald convention? Chemo-flage"
"My friend asked me ""what's worse, ignorance or apathy?"" I replied, ""I don't know and I don't care""."
"How do you see countries neighboring Russia? Ukraine your neck."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox? They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on."
"Quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail is as easy as 1-2-5"
"Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
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