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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my cars Safe and reliable"
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"NSFW What's white, and bobs up and down in a cradle? A pedophiles ass."
"What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."
"How does Dwayne Johnson Party? Like a ROCK Star."
"*Hamburglar returns home with bag of hamburgers* *his wife, holding a crying baby, slaps the bag out of his hands* ""WE NEED MONEY, DAMMIT!"""
"What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands."
"How do you call Niggeria leaving EU? blackout"
"Me: Why is gay marriage such an issue now-a-days? Friend: Because people are FUCKING ASSHOLES! This can be taken in two ways and both are correct."