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Joke of the Day
"How does Dwayne Johnson Party? Like a ROCK Star."
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"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""
"""Daddy, why is it dark at night?"" It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids. Goodnight, hunny."
"Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry"
"Yoda says words out of order because his college English class was at 7 am. He never went once - ""very early, it is"" he would say"
"Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill the 0.01% germ?"
"Marriage... a relationship between a person who's always right and her husband."
"Beefy right wing joke The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffron brigade in India...is it true they never hold a beef against someone?"
"Did it hurt when you were circumcised? I don't remember the pain but I couldn't manage to walk for a year after."
"What's the downside to dating a Mermaid? Her clam smells like fish!"