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Joke of the Day
"How do you call Niggeria leaving EU? blackout"
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"What do you call piss from the continent? Ureapean / Urinepean."
"I told my mom that bukkake is Japanese for bundt cake... I hope I'm there when she orders dessert at the steak house."
"Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."
"[at ATM] Would I like to check my balance? Okay sure. *presses button* *robot leg shoots out and sweeps mine* 'Your balance is: awful'"
"So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating?"
"Back-to-school tip for parents: while not explicitly forbidden, it is frowned upon to spray champagne on the hood of a departing school bus."
"He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO"
"Santa isn't coming this year! Someone shot his Rudolph!"
"What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple."