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Joke of the Day

"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching"

"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me"

"The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled ""How to increase your Memory Power"" left behind on a seat. Now, that's irony!"

"Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie."

"Yoda: ""Mmhhh, why 5 afraid of 6 is?"" Because 6 7 8"

"Just received an invitation to the local nudists club... I though why not, I've got nothing on."

"So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day... and the punchline had him in stitches!"

"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."

"I'm starting a fight club... First rule is tell everyone you know because I have no members yet"