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Joke of the Day
"It's not that I don't want kids, it's just that I don't want a minivan."
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"why do people insist D&D players are squares? I mean, they party all the time!"
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"How does a woman go about inventing something? She gives birth to a boy."
"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder"
"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"
"And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You're welcome."
"How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear. "
"How do you ruin someones peaceful thoughts? Puppymonkeybaby"
"I was going to make a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"