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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder"
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"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"
"The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life."
"What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Deer nuts are under a buck."
"there has been like five kardashian birthdays in the last two months wow i actually can't keep up with the kardashians"
"Hey, smiling strangers. No thanks."
"Can you at least smile if you're gonna be in the background of my selfie, Doc? (takes off rubber glove) ""You can pull up your pants now."""
"If Santa is black... and he is called father Christmas, that explains why children can't see him."
"A farmer filled his truck with onions, but he crashed on the interstate. All his onions were smushed and ruined. The farmer was on the brink of crying."
"You people don't appreciate me enough. I'm moving my tweets to TBS."